-- Intro --

(The following is the start of a story I've been working on, a collection of diary entries from mixed characters, called LJ diaries. Enjoy x)

WE HAVE A CATASROPHE!!!!
Twas the wee hours of the morn, I was, as per usual, prepping myself for an exhausting and exhilirating day at MS (Music School), when, now brace yourself, my FAVOURITE, RED, SEQUINED CHIFFON MINISKIRT,was GONE!!!!
As you can imagine, blimey, I had a heart attack. My adoring fans have been known to dress like me, inspired by my fabulous self. But never, I repeat NEVER, has somebody been SO CAPTIVATED by me, that they STOLE a VITAL piece of MY WARDROBE!!!
*sobs into silk pillow*
Good grief, now my mascera is ruined! Gracious me, I'll be the laughing stock of the leauge! The princess who was ROBBED OF HER BLOODY-

Oh, excuse me. Somebody is knocking on thy bedroom door.
hmmm.
Well. This is embarassing. The maid has just returned my washing basket.... it seems I had sent my skirt off to the dry cleaners....
Well, crisis averted. Now, I must sort out my mascera and get off to school. I shall write again soon, tata my dears!
Love, Laura xx