CreamSock's Minecraft Skins

CreamSock

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About me

*The curtains open, revealing a man, standing center stage and appearing sweaty and constipated*
CreamSock: *gulp* "um... uh... oh jesus craps"
*He muttered to himself, unaware the microphone picked up every uncomfortable sound*
CreamSock: "heh, these lights are so bright" 
*He squinted, looking into the silent audience before him. Wiping the sweat from his forehead, he collected himself*
CreamSock: "okay. eh... you're a sigma.. you can do this..."
*He drew a deep breath that was interrupted by a spontaneous hiccup. Causing his belly to knock over his soy latte that initially rested on the podium*
CreamSock: "Aw!   Dang it!"
*His voice cracked as he bent down grasping too soon and accidentally
nudging the cup further away from the podium.
CreamSock: "mmmh. meh. Stupid latte"
*Dropping to his hands and knees, he crawled desperately reaching for the soy latte. The floor squeaked as he slipped around and struggled*
CreamSock: "heeeeh...Goddit!"
*Firmly gripping the now empty cup, he turned, and timidly held it
in the air to show the crowd. Turning back around, he crawled back to the podium, using it to pull himself back on his feet*
CreamSock: "um. eh...*dry gulp* I like Minecraft... and uh... well... I make
Minecraft skins on my laptop so that... uh... so that"
*Before he could finish stringing his sentence together, THE AUDIENCE
ERUPTED IN DEAFENING APPLAUSE! RED ROSES FLEW ONTO THE STAGE!
THE SOUNDS OF CHEER BROUGHT TEARS TO HIS EYES!
CreamSock: "OH WOWIE! THANK YOU AHA HAHA"

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CreamSock's uploaded skins

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t h i e f

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u.s. army soldier

U.S. Army Soldier

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knight

Knight

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