Blorpian

To pronounce Blorpian: Blorp + E + An.

The Blorpians are majestic yet fragile organisms, towering at a wobbly 4 feet tall. Their heads resemble a giant wedge of space cheese with a bite missing; whether that’s natural or someone actually took a bite is unknown. They never blink. Ever. Prolonged eye contact with a Blorpian may result in spontaneous combustion. Each Blorpian has a mysterious little mouth device, believed by scientists to whisper nonsense like “blorp blorp” or scream in delight whenever they spot something shiny (which is always).