The Moabs Enter

Mr. Switchen Moab, in his late 40s, and Delia Clemmer, enter the Maitland's house.
"Mmmmm! Yes! there's very good energy in here!"
"I'm glad you like! We only have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community."
"Then you just have to convince Maxie Dean."
"Yes! If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in."
"Everything will be fine. It's like my Guru Otho always says 'Every success begins with Sucks, btu ends with Yes'. Sucks-yes!"
They embrace.
"No. We have to stop. What if Switcher1 walks in?"
"Maybe we should tell her . . . about us?"
"No. She's still to fragile. That's why you're here. To be her - what do you call yourself again?"
"A Life Coach!"
"Right. And what's that mean?"
"Almost anything!" And to check the comments for more!