Fast Slow

I am superhero named Fast Slow. I am slow and I am fast. I am so fast that my brain has collided with my skull in super fast ways. This gave me brain damage. My thoughts can only be made when I am slow. When I am fast, I am also slow.

Fun facts about Fast Slow:
1. Fast Slow is fast
2. Fast Slow is slow
3. Fast Slow HATES cows
4. Fast Slow speaks in third person, like, 90% of the time
5. Fast Slow is very smart when slow
6. Fast Slow is slow when fast
7. Fast Slow is attracted to men
8. Fast Slow runs improv classes
9. Fast Slow is bad with directions, unless Fast Slow is searching for someone. Then Fast Slow is like a blood hound, despite lack of nose
10. Fast Slow cannot count past 10

These were fun facts about Fast Slow