Vloompus

Vloompus Skurooben's obsession with Shrek began at the tender age of 4, during a family trip to Universal Studios. While his parents were busy trying to convince his older sister that the Hulk roller coaster was a good idea, Vloompus wandered off and stumbled upon Shrek 4-D. The combination of the larger-than-life ogre, the fart jokes, and Donkey's relentless charm sparked something within young Vloompus. From that day forward, Shrek was life. He watched the movie on repeat, wore Shrek-themed pajamas, and even tried to turn his backyard into a swamp (a venture that ended with a very angry mother and a very muddy Vloompus). As he grew older, his love for Shrek only intensified, evolving from simple admiration to a full-blown lifestyle. He could quote every line, knew all the songs by heart, and even started writing Shrek fan fiction (which, to his dismay, never got any reads). Now, at 14, Vloompus is a bit of an oddity at RAMS, the Florida school he attends. While his peers are focused on football, dating, and social media trends, Vloompus is more concerned with finding the perfect pair of ogre ears or his Shrek cosplay and debating the merits of "Shrek 2" versus "Shrek 3."