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*click*
*camera pans to my face*
Is the camera on? *taps screen* Okay I think its on-
Anyways! *camera turns, zooming on typhoon running on a treadmill*
As you can see we are able to take this rare opportunity to catch the rare and elusive typhoon in his natural habitat.
*camera falls over*
oop my bad
*crackling*
did I break it?
*camera turns on again, hours later*
oh! its working again!
*camera pans to typhoon in the kitchen*
*Hides behind a random houseplant*
This is the rarest time to spot typhoon, as you can see, he is cooking tacos.
*He turns, wearing a bright green apron with a tornado on it*
Typhoon: why are you hiding behind a plant?
SHHHH *whispers* this rare creature is excellent at cooking, especially tacos. In fact, most of his diet consists of tacos.
Typhoon: Who are you talking to?
SHHH. Uh, are the tacos done yet?
Typhoon: soon....?
*Camera pans to my face again*
stay tuned folks!
*camera turns off then turns on again hours later*

(more in the comments)