Steamed Hams

Well seymore I made it, Despite your directions.
Ah superintendent chalmers welcome! Hope your prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Ah.
*gasp!*
Oh egads! My roast is ruined! But what if, I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ho ho ho ho ho ho delightfully devilish seymore.
Ah-
Skinner with his crazy explanations, superintendents gonna need his medication, when he hears Skinners lame exaggeration theyll be trouble in town tonight!
SEYMOOOORE!!!
superintendent I was just, distracting my calfs on the windowsill. Isometric exercise, care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven seymore?
Uhh... oh! that isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams were having. Mmmmm steamed clams!
*phew*
Superintendent I hope your ready for moulth watering hamburgers!
I thought we were having steamed clams.
No, no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Uh-huh. What region?
Uhh... upstate new York.
Well im from udeca and I've never heard the phrase steamed hams.
Oh, not in udeca no it's an olmany expression.
I see.
You know these hamburgers are quite similar
(Ran out of space)