soldier

"If fighting is suwe to wesuwt in victowy, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a wittwe mowe about fighting than you do, paw, because he invented it, and then he pewfected it so that no wiving man couwd best him in the wing of honow. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of evewy animaw on eawth, and then he hewded them onto a boat and then he beat the cwap out of evewy singwe one. And fwom that day fowwawd any time a bunch of animaws awe togethew in one pwace it's cawwed a 'zoo'! Unwess it's a fawm"-soldier