sf attack - 32

well, it was such an exquisite experience, I had to leave a good review!

fr, my ‘attempts’ at drawing were, at best, laughable, at worst, some sort of ancient runic language

imho, the janitor is the best character

wow!!
great review!!

at this point, I’ve just given up on trying to learn how to draw, because it’s clearly a skill that I’m supposed to lack in life.
but I can’t draw hands either, I don’t know how some people do it-

i saw some images of it
the.. janitor.. is definitely.. something..
and those teachers are quite savage..

0.5. . .
out of 0.4!!

I've tried to teach myself how to draw people, but I always have to find a way to hide their hands because I can't draw those well.
;-;
oh, and they also don't have eyes, because I can never get them to look similar enough to be normal-

it's demented, but addicting. I think they're coming out with a 3rd one, I've seen ads for it

oh no!
well, if you were to leave a review, how many stars would you rate your experience?

honestly, i haven’t improved either since I was a toddler
I still draw stick figures, and grass and flowers that just stick up from the ground, with little circles around the flowers.
trees look alright, but houses and cars look horrendous when I try and draw them.
clearly i didn’t learn anything from my drawing class last semester-

ah yes, there we go!
(never heard of that game before, I’ll look it up-)

yes, it such an enjoyable experience that i forgot to leave a review!

lol true
I’d love to say my pictures were somewhat more realistic when I was that age, but if I remember anything from art classes, I haven’t improved much since back then.
I still sometimes draw corner suns-

My play might as well be the theatre version of Kindergarten (the video game). it has the 2 basic components-
nonchalant / non-existent teachers
and
students removing other students from life-

welp
guess the stay really was fun, that you didn’t want to go back home!!

oops!
well, I was working with kindergartners and first graders this year, and those kids certainly did not have issues with their buildings being rainbow-colored, or their sky was pink, and even that their elephants were colored in using red-
larry is definitely an intelligent four-year-old-
ah yes, how fun!

“I’m sure I will!”
wxnterinq was never seen again.

unfortunately, Larry had to color his picture’s sky yellow and not blue, as Billy wasn’t lying when he said he didn’t have blue and only had yellow-
Yus, and I shall title it “The Tyranny of Kindergarten”!
that, of course, was only act 1, there will be other short stories similar to it, and by the end of the play half the class will either be convicted people-unalivers or dead

your welcome

LOL
enjoy your stay!!1!!1!

oh man, rest in peace for Billy, though-
but at least it concludes with a happy ending where Larry gets his crayons!!
omg you should-

thank u lol

aggressively opens wallet
“TAKE MY MONEY!”

In classic Shakespearean fashion, Larry then poisons Billy’s juice box and steals his crayons.
I should make a play about this, I’m sure it’ll be a big hit-

oh, I see okay
it still looks nice though

you can make reservations online starting today for only $2 per ticket!!1!
and the reviews totally don’t consist of all one star reviews, noo.. you’re imagining things!1!

uh oh
i don’t think larry is going to be too happy about that.. o_o
(tbh, I don’t have a clue anymore-)