-+- aye, aye, captain -+-

SEA DAWG!

Ahoy there, me hearty! Ye be welcomin'.
How be ye farin', me matey?
That be fine and dandy, it be.
This be an entry for the palette contest, me mateys!

OI! SEA DAWG! GET OVER HERE, WILL YA?

Me apologies for that, ye scallywag. Them sails need a hoistin'. Now, where were we, matey?

Arrr, aye! I be on the brink of spinnin' ye this yarn, matey. 'Tis the tale of a fearsome pirate captain lost to the ages. She be cursed, condemned to roam the boundless brine for all eternity. Aye, a tale o' woe, it be, wouldn't ye say? Give me a moment to lay me hands on it, me heartie.

Behold, 'tis right before yer eyes, me matey!

Now, let's dive into the pages, me hearties...

A long, long time ago, there lived a pirate captain by the name of Captain Astrid Stormweather. She was a formidable warrior, her riches renowned across the vast expanse of the briny deep. But on a fateful day, her search for adventure led her to pursue the infamous Skullcross Sapphire, a gem whispered of far and wide. Little did she know, this jewel held a wicked curse that condemned her entire crew to an eternal voyage upon the boundless, azure seas.
The tale's finale, me hearties!

Aye, many thanks.

- milo