How my Cat Stole my mayo part 8

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The Story:
NO WAY!
How is this possible? He's a literal cat! A CAT!!!
Wait.. ATEMPTED murder! I know this means my cat is evil but like... He's so fluffy. I must get him out of jail even if I have to-

BREAKING NEWS!
"Cat escapes jail with his own paws, even when the key was right in front of him"

ARE YOU SERIOUS
HOW!?!?!

*BANGING ON DOOR*
"FBI open up!"
"OPEN the NOOR"
"WE KNOW YOU'RE HOME"

HOW!?!?
Just whyyy. I opened the door to see 2 police officers and one detective....

Do you by any chance know of a orange tabby cat that supposably lives here?

I was in shock.

Part 9 Soon...