Meme again

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Employee: sorry sir your only allowed to have two baggages on this flight
Squidglows: here we go again I have a back pack and a cross pack
Employee: sir I see that your also carrying emotional baggage
Squidglows: how'd you know
Employee: I can see it in your eyes, who was it. A friend? A parent? A past lover?
Squidglows: I- I dont wanna talk about it
Employee: well the pain your carrying is actually so heavy It goes against safety regulations, I dont know how you got through tsa
Squidglows: I just had to bottle it up and swallow it just take my cross pack
Employee: I dont know who hurt you but If they've never given you the quality customer satisfaction that our south west loyalty program provides they were never worth your time in the first place, go on, enjoy your trip sir
Squidglows: thank you kind white woman *leaves* this is the best god damn airline ever