~ What's Taters, Precious? ~ ce

Hello

YOU KNOW, POH-TAE-TOES! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

This is a contest entry hooray

I'M SORRY I JUST HAD TO NAME THIS SKIN THAT EVERYONE CALLS HER A POTATO

Also, I have a story.

So as you know, I go to school. And at school, I do physical education.

So on this particular day, my PE class was walking the track, and the PE teachers were out there with us.

Here's some context: one of the PE teachers has a golf cart, and keeps it at school for some reason. The same teacher also likes to ride his golf cart around the track. He'll race the kids on his golf cart sometimes, so...

Yeah.

I was walking pretty far away from everyone else and this happened:

"WATCH OUT I'M GOING TO RUN YOU OVER CHLOE!"

And, tragically, because the golf cart was moving so fast, I only had to time to take a few steps to the left and I was not injured at all.

Now, here's the kicker: my name isn't Chloe.

Anyway I gotta go to my mom's house so uhh

Bye bye