Squid in undertale

Yes all of these will come with a story

Squid: *falls into the underground*
Flowey: howdey! Im flowey, flowey the flower!
Squid: I know your tricks ***** *stomps on flowey*
Toriel: hello my child
Squid: Your just gonna make things more complicated
Toriel: what do you mean my child?
Squid: and In not a child *stabs Toriel*

20 minutes later

Sans: hey kid, If you take another step, YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
Squid: Im not a kid you are the 50th person who has called me a kid and now that you called me that You’re gonna get dunked on
Sans: try if you’d like

30 minutes later

Sans: Im gonna go to grillbys, want anything papyrus?
Squid: I didn’t know skeletons could bleed
Flowey: IM BACK MWHAHAHAHAHA *turns into photoshop flowey*
Squid: *gun* bye