XM - G.U.A.R.D. V-1

Standard issue android bodyguard/bouncer, depending on your needs.

Required by law: These androids have a 1% chance of code destabilization each standard year. If code begins to destabilize, please return android to the nearest MegaCorp inc. (tm) factory or our Mechanix(tm) buildings.
// note: MegaCorp inc.(tm) will not and is not required to compensate customers in monetary or other means for any damages or loss of property caused by an android going rouge//

These androids will take care of you, your family, and even your business, so buy now for $499999.99 each, and if you Video call us right now, we will throw in a free charging station and cut the cost of shipping by up to $500!!!



(review: Mine destabilized and now I have a son, he is such a cute son.
Warning: this review may have been made by a rouge android.)