Fists the Echidna Lore 2

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Fists: RUN FASTER!!!
Scramble: I’M RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN!!!!!
Fists: u really need to loose some weight
Scramble: so I should drop my ray gun?
Fists: no! I meant,,, never mind, just go faster!
*3 days l8r*
Fists: *walks into cleora’s* *talks into com link* I’ve got eyes on the target
Scramble: *through com link* then I know what to do
Fists: *walks over to target* hello, crew mate is it?
Crewmate: call me Josh, but who r u?
Fists: that’s classified
Josh: well anyways, sit down come on
Fists: *sits down*
Josh: so whatcha want from me?
Fists: *aims ray gun at josh* ur head
Josh: well then *goes imposter mode* come and get it
Fists: *shoots*
Josh: *catches bullet with tongue*
Fists: take this! *punches him through wall*
Josh: take that! *grabs fists with tongue* give up
Fists: *rips off half of his tongue*
Josh: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! *pushes button on remote* *ship picks him up* so long classified!
Fists: that’s not my name!!! *walks up to cleora* can I have a coffee under fists?
Cleora: no
Fists: y i’m a paying customer?!
Cleora: bcuz u just made me loose a customer!!!! OUT NOW!!!
Fists: OK OK I’M LEAVING!!!