Fists the Echidna Lore 1

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*during the echidna war*
Mother: acoonya run!!! Find somewhere safe!!!
Father: GO!!! AAAHhhhh!! *dies*
Acoonya: daddy!!!!
Mother: go b4 it’s too late!!!! AAAHHHH *dies*
Acoonya: NOOOOO!!!! *cries* *runs away*
*20 years l8r*
Fists: *punches punching bag* *destroys it*
Fbi: FBI OPEN UP!!!!
Fists: NEVER!!!!!
Fbi: *breaks down door* *grabs fists*
*in prison*
Roommate: that darn robot should be back by now!!!!
Guard: shut up robotnik!!! And hey, her’e’ your new roommate.
Roommate: hi, i’m the great prof. Scramble!!! And u r?
Fists: fists
Scramble: well fists, let’s get out of here
Fists: *laughs* u?! Ur so weak!!!
Scramble: oh just be quiet,
Fists: wait, how’d u build a robot in prison, and freed it, without any body noticing?!
Scramble: I have my ways
Fists: y didn’t u just hop on it’s back and get out of here?!
Scramble: well that would be too suspicious, i’d get caught
Fists: NOT WHEN U BUILT THE ROBOT!!!!!
Scramble: uuuhhhhhhhhh
Fists: just get us out of here
Scramble: can u just punch this brick right here?
Fists: ok, *punches it and the wall breaks*
Scramble: see? I’m smart! And it was a call back to something I never saw!!!
Fists: RUN!!!