Stories :>

Sho mor

Here’s some random (and short) stories

Story 1:
I gave my little sister a burger and she was biting it cause that’s how you eat a burger, right? Then after annoying my little brother, I looked at my little sister and she was LICKING IT!!!!11!1!11!1!!! Sometimes she pretends to be a cat so idk???

Story 2

One time I was in the bathroom and I saw the rocking chair (in the bathroom, don’t ask why it’s in there idk) rocking by itself. XD

Story 3:

Like a week ago I was taking the garbage out and it was really dark outside so when I walked out a saw a creepy tall figure that disappeared like a second later.
Instead of screaming or yelping like a normal person would do when they get surprised or scared, I said in the most monotone voice ever, “eeeeeee”

Imagine your a murberer (murde*er) and your chasing this girl and she’s just going, “eeeeeeeeee,”

That creepy figure was prolly just my imagination but if it wasn’t, all I gotta say is:











eeeeeeeeeee






Bye ima defenestrate myself :D
Make sure to breath or I will become your sleep paralysis demon

<3