Identity

So after a long day at school, I decided to go for a walk, Little did I know my life was about to change in an instant. There was a sale for comic books in a store I walked by, so I went inside. Despite the store being open, nobody was in here. Weird. Apparently I shouldn't have went inside, because the next thing I know I suddenly got hypnotized by an unknown force. What the heck? My body was now overtaken. I started to walk towards a glowing red room, which was probably the break room or something. Red means bad man, everyone knows that! But I didn't at the time, since I was under a mysterious trance. I sat down on a chair, In front of an absolutely massive laser beam, which was where the glow was coming from. The glow was getting stronger, and the room was getting hotter. The laser activated. It zapped my head, causing it to split in half. That's probably why I lost all of my memories. I mean what else would it be am I right? I don't remember who I am, please help me...