Bob

Bob enjoys long walks through the woods. He uses his bare hand to punch through trees. Bob once hit a pig so hard that it turned into pork chops. Bob once dug a hole to the center of the earth using only a stick. One time when Bob was hungry Bob ate an entire cow in a single sitting. Using only a potato and his burning desire Bob was able to bake it with his thoughts. Bob searches for llamas so he can spit on them. Bob is a legend.

Bob is colorblind so don't tell him what color his clothes are and make a big deal if they don't match. Doing so would make Bob sad. We don't want a sad Bob. We want a happy Bob.