Shrumio

In the days of the creation of the Greek Gods, when the earth was just formed and the yin and yang were both unbalanced, Lord Kronos was feasting on a burrito. One drop of guacamole oozed out of his burrito and spilled unto the earth below. Over millennia, the essence of the heavens and the energy of Olympus itself rained down upon this one drop of guacamole. It was blessed with the most powerful galactic forces and slowly, it formed into a living being. It is said when the being came to life, trees began sprouting and winds began blowing. Rivers flowed into oceans and luscious grass covered the earth. The yin and yang were finally balanced and the energy of the universe flowed beautifully. The living being was green from the guacamole and had the most masculine beard known to mankind. Legend says that his beard was so magnificently grand, birds began nesting in there and a mouse crawled inside and started a restaurant. He was more handsome than Zeus and more manly than Ares. Truly, a supremely divine being. He had long ears, a plump face and a striking green face and body. A fusion of his descendants, Grumio and Shrek.