Dankster9

dank boi mode going sicko. this man was once a pinkpig growing up in a farm. until.... he got tested by felow vegan scientist for covid.but the scientist goal was to find a way to make pigs kill all carnivores. Those stupid vegans thought wrong.....
Danker9 started his wrath against all vegans but his 1st challenge was to escape the testing site. before hecould leave they injected him with a siringe of smurf ***z. this ***z made the inocent pink dank loose control, and this is how he turned blue. The blue ***z circulating his body ended up giving him super intelligence rick n morty style and now danker 9 spends his last remaining years terrorizing the vegan scientist community for not dressing right. his special eye tech was made with iron outa da furnaceye dig. the eye tech is so special because it gives him Xray vision so he can make sure each piece of clothing is valid.