Kermit bride

Kermit left his position as a priest after he was told off by a janitor who saw him drinking the holy wine after mass. So, desperate, Kermit went to the bar looking for drinks, but there was a man on the bar, and not to use his name in vain but, my god, he was hot. Kermit approached the young handsome man and told him ''Hey hottie, I've got some gold on my truck, wanna check it out?'' and then they made love all night long. The handsome man pulled out a box and proposed to Kermit right away, Kermit was so shocked that he couldn't say no, so he accepted the proposal by accident. Kermit looked at the ring with a sad look, he didn't want to tell that man that he didn't want to marry him but he didn't even know the man's name! Kermit was so stressed out that he couldn't sleep.
The man asked Kermit to marry him as soon as possible, that he couldn't wait until he got married to him.
The day of the wedding arrived, Kermit was nervous, how did he get to this? He put on the dress and stared at his father. ''Father, what should I do? I'm so scared... I don't even know him!'' the father, with a worried look, replied ''Ribbit, Ribbit.''. Kermit was shocked, but agreed to what his father said.