really, REALLY, buff and toned minion

Evolving from single-celled yellow organisms at the dawn of time, Minions live to serve, but find themselves working for a continual series of unsuccessful masters, from the T. Rex to Napoleon. Without a master to grovel for, the Minions fall into a deep depression. But one minion, Kevin, has a plan; accompanied by his pals Stuart and Bob, Kevin sets forth to find a new evil boss for his brethren to follow. Their search leads them to nothing. Realizing that the true villain was them all along, the minions had begun to set out to become unstoppable forces of destruction through testosterone supplements, 500-pound deadlifts, and creatine.

He also wears socks and sandals in order to make the atrocious sight of them his enemies' last memory.