Frank

Frank was a cowboy from the old times. He had worn his only pairs of boots for quite some time and they dissolved. Hes feet were out in the open sand dunes. His feet started to burn. His feet turned bright red and then something started to happen. He felt squishy liquid on his toes every step he took. They were MELTING!!!! Frank started to get hungry. He ripped of his jacket sleeves and used them to make cups for the melted toes. He drank them, and then ate the jacket sleeves with it. Frank Saved half of his toes because he thought they might come in handy later, which they did, because he was very close starvation one day, when he realized the tiny fungus in his toenails. The plan was to eat the fungus but then frank noticed something.. THE FUNGUS WAS GROWING TINY MUSHROOMS. HE ate those instead and decided to keep the fungus as fertilizer. THE END