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I apologize, JFeather, but you brought this on yourself. Now you see, now you see why there are no bird skins on my profile. I'm ashamed to even look at that sad attempt of a snake.

I wanted to try, I wanted so much to try and make something respectable. But because I don't have an artistic bone in my body, and because I thought there must be someone out there who enjoys this, I present this to you.

Please examine very carefully the green thing with a beak and some wings, belonging to the same family as microwaves and friendship bracelets. Its diet consists mostly of the tears of its enemies, and the green thing with a beak and some wings is a very social creature. It will caw very big if human approaches, then peck out the human's eyes and fly in circles around their head. Isn't the green thing with a beak and some wings a fascinating creature?


*I very nearly didn't post this, but I thought you might like something to go in last place.