Buff corn

From the earth I rise and to the earth I one day will return. Whats up mother shuckers? My name is colonel Cornelius Cornwall and Im here today to introduce you to... corn! Corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It is also called maize because its easy to get lost in its incredible flavor. Side effects of corn may include: Choking, I guess. Come on down and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn! AHHH