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CHAOS CHAOS
Musical- Heathers (Original West End Cast)
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This PROVES he's been thinking about me!
Veronica: ...colour me stoked...
M: I'm so happy!!!
HD: Woahh.
HM: Woahh.
ALL: WOAHH.
HD: HONEY WHAT YOU WAITING FOR--
HC: SHUT UP, HEATHER!!!!
Step into my Candy Store! WOAHHH. OHHHH.
HD+HM: Ohh, time for you to prove you're not a lame (donkey) anymore!
ALL: THEN STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE!!
It's my Candy Store, it's my candy.
It's my Candy Store, it's my candy.
It's my Candy Store, it's my Candy store!
Welcome to my Candy Store!
You just gotta prove you're not a ... anymore!
Then step into my Candy StoOoOOOrRrrEe!!!
HC: You can join the team.
HM+HD: Or you can ... and moan!
HC: You can live the dream!
HD+HM: Or you can die alone.
HC: You could fly with eagles.
HD+HM: Or if you'd prefer.
HC: Keep on testing me...
ALL: ...AND END UP LIKE HER!!
Martha Dunnstock: Veronica look, Ram invited me to his homecoming party, see!
HC: Say goodbye to Shamu!
ALL: That freak's!
HM: Not your friend, I can tell, in the end!
ALL: If she!
HM+HD: Had your shot!
ALL: She would leave you to rot!
HM: 'Course, if you don't care, FINE!
Go braid her hair.
Maybe Sesame Street is on?
ALL: Woah!
HM: Or forget that creep,
HD: And get in my Jeep! (bruh ur friend has a porshe and u have a jeep???)
HC: Let's go tear up someone's lawn!
ALL: Woah, woah, woah!
ALL: Kicking nerds in the nose!
HC: If you lack the ... you can go play dolls, let your mummy fix you a snack!
HM+HD: Woah!
HC: Or you could come smoke, pound some ... and coke!
In my Porshe with the quarterback!
ALL: Woah, woah, woah!
ALL: Honey whatchu waiting for?
Welcome to my Candy Store!
Time for you to prove you're not a loser, anymore!
Then step into my Candy Store. Ohh!
ALL: Guys fall!
HD: At your feet, pay the check.
HM: Help you cheat!
ALL: All you!
You got a bone to pick?
You've come SO FAR,
WHY N O W are you PULLING. ON MY. ...
I'd normally slap you face off,
and everyone here could watch!
But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice.
Listen up, ...!!!
MUSIC
Heather Duke and Heather McNamara: I like!
HC: Lookin' hot, buying stuff they cannot.
HD and HM (hmmm....): I like!
HC: ...ing hard, maxing dad's ... card!
HD and HM: I like!
HC: Skipping gym, scaring her, ... him!
HD+HM: I like!