King Dedede

Dedede, thats the name you should know! Dedede, he's the king of the show! You'll holler and hoot, he'll give Kirbeh the boot! Dedede is the one! He's a comin' right at ya! He's a comin' right at ya! He's a comin' RIIGHT ATCHYA FO' SUUURE, YEAH! How may I help you, King Dedede? AYE NEEDA MONSTAH TO STOP DAT DAIR KIRBEH!!! That's what we do best at NME YA BETTER GET IT WITH A MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE!! (insert epic sax solo here) OOOOHHHHH! DEDEDE, HE'S HERE TO STAY! DEDEDE, HE'S SAVIN' DAY! Don't be fooled by his size- You won't beleive your eyes! DDD! (DDD!) DDD! (DDD!) DDD! DEDEDE IS THE OOOOONNNNNNEEEE! Comin' At Ya!