Midas Was Here (with dad jokes)

Midas Was Here (with dad jokes)

Posted on: Jun 19, 2022
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A shiny set of armor that isn't what it seems to be. Its just regular armor with a touch of something special. What do we call it? Banana syrup. It makes one look fearsome, enough to scare off any opponent, and potent enough to attract any monkey or minion or any banana-loving creature.

My friend David lost his ID. Now he's just Dav.

What starts with W and ends with T? It does, I swear

Boss told me, that as a Security guard, its my job to watch the office. I'm on season 6 but I'm not sure how its helping.

My Wife asked for some peace and quiet while she was cooking. So I took out the smoke detector.
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Midas Was Here (with dad jokes)

Posted on: Jun 19, 2022
About 3 months ago
2787
1327
9
A shiny set of armor that isn't what it seems to be. Its just regular armor with a touch of something special. What do we call it? Banana syrup. It makes one look fearsome, enough to scare off any opponent, and potent enough to attract any monkey or minion or any banana-loving creature.

My friend David lost his ID. Now he's just Dav.

What starts with W and ends with T? It does, I swear

Boss told me, that as a Security guard, its my job to watch the office. I'm on season 6 but I'm not sure how its helping.

My Wife asked for some peace and quiet while she was cooking. So I took out the smoke detector.
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Comments: 61

I remember tiping another
:o
Not mother
I remember tiping another
U no u should prob do a mother paragraph with just answers on it
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U no u should prob do a mother paragraph with just answers on it
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
what starts with a w and a t

the word "what" does
-_-
Plz explain
what starts with a w and a t

the word "what" does
Plz explain
I don't get the w and t one