as the title suggests, don't swallow dish soap. its not good for you. Unlike swallowing glowstick juice and cracking your knuckles to make them glow, swallowing dish soap DOES in a way clean your insides, but it removes bacteria as well as everything else, leaving only bones behind. This poor Enderman attempted this experiment, only to find his body rot away, at least he gets a nice breezy feeling whenever wind blows, also its easy to do an X-Ray. He also weighs much less before, so its an efficient way to lose weight, though maybe its not so healthy. Though I suppose this years Halloween costume is already decided...