Cyborg Elite. After struggling to fit a slice of burnt pizza into the toaster for approximately 47 and a half minutes, the toaster broke. and it didn't go down alone. Though Elite claims he has nothing to do with it, he somehow scarred the left side of his face, arm, a few ribs, and even his foot (which was definitely not injured when he used his foot to push the pizza into the toaster, why would you ever come to the conclusion?) In conclusion to these facts, if something doesn't fit in a toaster, don't force it in, not just for your own good, but for the toaster too. Toasters have feelings too.

On the plus side, Elite can cook pizza with the left side of his hand so he has no need for a toaster now.



quick dad joke:

6:30 is the best time on the clock, hands down.