Many years ago, there was an Enderman who left the safety and comfort of his end city home to explore the not-so-great outdoors of the end. equipped in a comfortable space suit, he set off on his journey, with a lifetime supply of pop tarts to keep him fed. However, one fateful day, he ran into an opposing Ender Dragon, and their fierce battle begun... You all know how it ended, with Our enderman protagonist becoming half Robot.

got you, didn't I. You thought I wrote an actual story? nah, the truth behind his injuries was the result of his struggle to free his laundry from the washing machine.


he lost his entire left side, cause he was LEFT behind...

but don't worry, he's alRIGHT now

hah ha ha... hah... no?