"HEAR YE, HEAR YE...I AM BOARD."
"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL LOOK ITS A SNAKE LOOLOLOLLOOLLOLOOLLO"
"something...something wrong with you."
"*cough* GREAT SPEACH""
"I...REQUEST WAFFLE FRYS...?"
"look, im all they got, if you kill me there all be orphans."
"You know monster munch? well, eating in in the bag, gets your hand dirty. so, I put it in a bowl, so know I have monstermunch in a bowl-TUBBO WE HAVE 2 MINUTES UNTIL DREAM KILLS US. PLEASE."
'hahahah...IM LAUGHING BECAUSE IT HURTS."
"child. ha. chi- I WILL CHOKE YOU, UNTIL YOU DIE, AND BURN YOUR REAMINS YOU- danger child."
"im not crazy...am I crazy? NO...HAHAHAHAHAAH see? not crazy."
"..smells like chicken nuggets."
"AH YES, A 10 BY 10 PHOTO OF A GIRAFFE. CALL MY LAWYER."
"rar. im scarry >:3"
"hehe, haha, lol, HEHE, HAH , LOL- WOULD YOU STOOOOOOOOP?!"