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Posted on: Oct 11, 2021
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“Horse riding isn’t a sport!” “You just sit there!” “It’s easy!” “It’s so boring!”

??.

excuse me, WHAT? YOU CALL JUMPING OVER 7 FOOT OBJECTS ON AN ANIMAL THAT CAN KILL YOU BORING AND EASY?! RUNNING AROUND BARRELS SO FAST YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR CHEEKS ARE FLYING OFF?! PERFORMED A DANCE, WITH A CREATURE WHO CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOU?!

Trusting a horse SO MUCH, you jump off of it and trust it to stand still as you tackle a cow? (or whatever it is) Galloping at 50+ miles an hour against other racers?

No we don’t just sit there. HEELS DOWN! THUMBS UP! EYES UP!! ELBOWS BENT! FINGERS CLOSED! TWO POINT! HALF SEAT! FULL SEAT!

yes i understand some people are terrible to horses and don’t treat them right. BUT! People like me who love horses and enjoy riding them and treat them right aren’t committing ‘animal abuse’! GEEEEEZZZZZ ITS IN THE FLIPPING OLYMPICS PEOPLE!!!
I’m sick of people saying “Oh dance is so much harder!” Or “Football is way more epic!”
fun phrase
“Back in the day everyone had horses, and only rich people had cars.
Nowadays, almost everyone has a car, and only rich people have horses.”
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horse

Posted on: Oct 11, 2021
About 3 years ago
48
21
0
ahem. so. yeah. read more
(ignore my grammar :P)


“Horse riding isn’t a sport!” “You just sit there!” “It’s easy!” “It’s so boring!”

??.

excuse me, WHAT? YOU CALL JUMPING OVER 7 FOOT OBJECTS ON AN ANIMAL THAT CAN KILL YOU BORING AND EASY?! RUNNING AROUND BARRELS SO FAST YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR CHEEKS ARE FLYING OFF?! PERFORMED A DANCE, WITH A CREATURE WHO CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOU?!

Trusting a horse SO MUCH, you jump off of it and trust it to stand still as you tackle a cow? (or whatever it is) Galloping at 50+ miles an hour against other racers?

No we don’t just sit there. HEELS DOWN! THUMBS UP! EYES UP!! ELBOWS BENT! FINGERS CLOSED! TWO POINT! HALF SEAT! FULL SEAT!

yes i understand some people are terrible to horses and don’t treat them right. BUT! People like me who love horses and enjoy riding them and treat them right aren’t committing ‘animal abuse’! GEEEEEZZZZZ ITS IN THE FLIPPING OLYMPICS PEOPLE!!!
I’m sick of people saying “Oh dance is so much harder!” Or “Football is way more epic!”
fun phrase
“Back in the day everyone had horses, and only rich people had cars.
Nowadays, almost everyone has a car, and only rich people have horses.”
Show More
Show Less

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